Christmas Top Ten From David Letterman

December 20, 2008 at 8:07 pm 1 comment

Thanks to a blog on the Riverside Press-Enterprise for this top ten list from Letterman

10. On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me absolutely nothing because of the bad economy.

 

9. Amy, the red-nosed Winehouse, will need a new liver soon…

 

8. I’m dreaming of a white Christmas, but Al Gore tells me we’re all screwed…

 

7. Biden might do all right if his hair plugs stay in tight.

 

6. Dr. Tannenbaum, Dr. Tannenbaum, is Cialis right for me?

 

5. Deck the halls with illegal payoffs, Bla-Bla-Bla-Bla-Bla Blagojevich.

 

4. Ahmadinejad, Ahmadinejad, Ahmadinejad, you set our heart aglow like a spent fuel rod.

 

3. It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas, 1929.

 

2. I have an irregular heart beat, pah-rum-puh-puh-puh-pum.

 

Joy to the world, George Bush is done

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1 Comment Add your own

  • 1. franklynchusa  |  December 20, 2008 at 8:11 pm

    I enjoy and respect your blog. Would you consider exchanging blogroll links?

    I don’t care about whether links and comments agree or disagree with my views as long as they are witty or intelligent, and your blog is both!!

    The only important thing is that we all have intelligent discussions about how to lift up America for our best possible future.

    Our future is what we make it, and idiot Congress and moron elected officials have proven by example that if we do nothing, we have no future.

    It helps to have some entertainment, satire and laughs along the journey.

    My blog address is http://franklynchusa.wordpress.com

    Simply name it “ franklynchusa ”

    If you have time and room,

    My ideological website is worth a visit. It contains my 2008 Presidential campaign that introduced the issues adopted by the other candidates, with a Top Ten List that America needs, is http://www.franklynch.org

    Kindly please name it either just “ franklynch.org ” or “ Frank Lynch the Futurist “

    With passion for our future,

    Frank Lynch the Futurist

    Email frank at franklynch dot org

    Reply

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